June 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIELEY
melhogg:
if you aren’t dating me right now i guess you just aren’t living life to the fullest sucks to be you
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger
*sits down*
me: apparently yes
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
May 2012
how to excite a large crowd of white people:
play don’t stop believin’ by journey
Full First Chapter of The Mark of Athena →
percyjacksonheadcanons:
Updated description:
Told from the perspectives of four different demigods, including Annabeth from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Mark of Athena unites the Greek and Roman main characters from The Lost Hero and The Son of Neptune. In a fantastical ship called the Argo II, seven demigods journey by air across the United States and by sea to Rome on their quest to...
iron man’s lesser known brother, fiber man
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
